i was rummaging thru my cupboard when i found a personal organiser from 'the learning lab'. it has like columns for you to fill in ur study goals and stuff for the day, etc, and on sundays, it treats u to random bits of wisdom..

A goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
i have the attention span of 600 goldfishes.

Some breeds of pigs have outperformed humans on IQ tests.
uhoh.

Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
ok cool. the next time we go to macR (which is like a trillion years from now :(..) we can all line up on the pontoon and start pumping. maybe the resident monitor lizard will enlighten us as to where is the best spot to sink the unused kayaks in the RJ shed.

oh shhit i just thot of something else.
where do the lizards in macR go to have a conference? the macritchie reservoir pumping station.
humour me.


i want to go for an over-distancing run very badly. if no one goes with me tomorrow, i'll go run on the treadmill again, even tho it has the potential to make me more stupid than i already am (highly undesirable in view of approaching promos)..
i maintain that it is MINDNUMBING.
and don't people run to get away from whatever they dislike? to try and outrun their troubles? so running on the treadmill kinda defeats the purpose doesn't it? you keep running and running and your displacement is nilch. you're where you've always been after an hour..

BUT I'M DESPERATE
go to, then; your considerate stone.
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